Top Ten Celebrities I Wouldn't Mind Being in a Romantic Relationship With

This list is not to be taken seriously. At all. The idea that I would actually have interest in these people is absolutely ludicrous. After all, I have never met any of the individuals listed below and it is quite possible that I will never meet them. So what am I basing these rankings on? Looks, how nice they appear in interviews, and how much I like their body of work. Enjoy.



10. Tom Hanks (Age Difference: 35 Years)

Nowhere did I say that this list is exclusive to women. Can you blame me? It's Tom Hanks! The man is awesome; he is Robbie Wheeling, Richard Harlan Drew, and David Bradley. He also comes off as a swell guy with a great sense of humor in his Inside the Actors Studio appearances.  If we weren't both straight men I'm sure it would have worked out.

9.  Ellen DeGeneres (Age Difference: 33 Years)

I was heartbroken at the age of 12 when I discovered that Ellen DeGeneres is gay. I have never wanted to be a woman so badly in my life then or ever since. She is, to me, one of the funniest people alive, and if my wife-person can make me laugh all day long, well then that is great start to a relationship. 8. Zoe Saldana (Age Difference: 13 Years) I wouldn't want you guys to think I'm racist would I? 7. Jennifer Connelly (Age Difference: 20 Years) I really like the movie Requiem for a Dream. Jennifer Connelly is kinda a crazy in that movie though. Hmmm. I like the movie A Beautiful Mind. Jennifer Connelly is not crazy in that movie but is married to a crazy guy. Good enough for me. Oh yeah, she is also quite pretty and seems cool I guess. 6. St. Vincent (Age Difference: 8 Years) I only found out who St. Vincent is this past year thanks to a friend of mine sharing some of her music with me.  Why did she make the list?  For her black curly hair and singing voice. My ultimate fantasy with her would be me laying in my bed trying to fall asleep as she sings to me. Sexy. 5. Emma Watson (Age Difference: 1 Year) She is actually close to my age, played a wizard, is cool enough to have short hair, and on top of that, she is lovely to look at (I was going to have a link to emmawatsonnude.com but I figured that would not be appropriate). What is there to not like? I read somewhere that she smokes but I have no idea if that is true, but if it is, well that is something to not like. Also, she went to Brown. 4. Ellen Page (Age Difference: 4 Years) Ellen Page appears to be a really cool person, and no, not simply because of Juno. I can't really say exactly why I think she seems cool, she just does. That, and she is short, which is a plus because standing next to her would make me feel more masculine. Of all the people on this list she is probably the one that is the most serious. 3. Pre-Plastic Surgury Meg Ryan (Age Difference: 29 Years) Reason 2. Scarlet Johanson (Age Difference: 6 Years)   I think Scarlet Johansson may be the most attractive person I have ever seen. No joke, it's almost hard for me to look at her in the movies she is in. One of her best aspects, in my opinion, is the fact that she is curvaceous; I don't like it when girls are uber skinny. I'm aware that my opinion of her is 100% superficial, but I like to think that she is also a nice lady. Thank you, Sophia Coppola.   1. Zooey Deschanel (Age Difference: 11 Years) What the heck she was in elf?  With blonde hair (I prefer her with darker hair)?!  I know, picking Zooey Deschanel for my number 1 spot is like saying The Beatles is my favorite band, but I don’t care.  What is it about her that makes her so... awesome? Cracked believes it's her "dorkyness," which is probably true.  She plays the role of the "weird" or "quirky" girl pretty well.  Moral of the list, I like weird, quirky girls.